Marta Hev Thoughts, 'Bout Pop Culture Women Who Influence Intellectual Culture

Have you seen that video by li'l mama, about her lip gloss? It's poppin', and evidently is the secret to her self-empowerment.

Then there's Beyonce, who holds gold between her teeth and urges all us independent Single Ladies to Upgrade, to Direct TV. Gold, just think about that.

These women are most known as pop artists, and only partially influence the stock of intellectual culture that American women draw from. The biggest contributer to this stock might be Oprah Winfrey. Oprah, who brought out the idea of focusing on inner happiness, rather than how we rate according to scales of measurement. One time on her show she had a women who kept an Excel spreadsheet of all that she did against her husbands activities; proof that she deserved more out of their relationship. This may have been in the days when Dr. Phil was just the Tuesday Special on Oprah, and he coached the woman through her competitive nature to a point of understanding that the marriage either worked or didn't worked.

Marta's thoughts:
I sey is bullshit. Women here in this case work herder so woman deserve more. Deserve more for to bring fish home, ind perheps more for to hev men give pleasure in wey to satisfy need of women. Little bit tongue, and lot hend. Marta get little bit sweating thinking 'bout what men should do for women in this way.

I sey Oprah, partially on right trek and partially little bit confused. Yes, women should lose weight. ALSO, women should wear more gold attachments -- perheps on black vinyl purse, perheps on belt, or et random on sweater.

Let me tell you bout gold. Gold is secret. There book called The Secret, but ectually only covers part of secret. First part: how to mek money for gold. SECOND PART OF SECRET: Why you need gold. You need gold, because gold iz like sun. It mek happy when women look et it. It mek women think big thought. It mek women try harder. Push husband like workhorse who kin do more. Ind, also, mek woman want OWN SUCCESS, so that woman can buy little gold attachments, buckles, whatever, for any item of clothing she want? See iz cycle. We all know power of cycle. Infinity sign? = two cycles.

I tell you, iz true. Secret to life.

Moral of this story iz: when you see commercial telling you thet men will buy yur gold for CASH, you tell men, go screw or I sic Marta on you! Because Marta tell us, gold is most valuebul. You not want cash over gold. You kinnot use cash papers as attachment on sweater shoulders, or ankle part of patent leather boot. What if rains? Cash get wet, is no good.

You not sell Gold for Cash. You keep gold. You buy more. You buy all the gold.

You go do this now.